abnormal tirade

hi.today has been very awkward.brino went ttrough an insane tirade.manjalto was sniffing through his things and tore up a photo of his friends from the ''childrens home''.he had three other pictures of the same thing and manjalto tore up only one.he's a pig.what do u expect.i was playing minesweeper with ayleene and we both heard shredding paper sound.ayleene said ''brino!manjalto is in ur stuff'' brino ran in his room.i then heard a terrifying sound of a hurt pig.i ran in and brino had kicked manjalto for tearing up a paper.manjalto was lying on the floor.i thought he was dead.i picked manjalto up and he was okay.a broken rib or two.ayleen started puching him going ''youre insane brino!why did u do that?'' he the interrupted her punching and said ''i hate you ppl.stop calling me brino!'' he then slapped ayleene.ayleene was crying and i called mum and papi.ayleene and i were so scared of him we hid in my room with the door locked.mum and papi came home and punished him.he then went on another tirade and broke a window.papi will take him to see a doctor tomorrow.it was way worse than it sounds typed.yikes.ayleen's in my room tonight.
--yours
reginah-ann tooktu
ps:manjalto is fine,with a bruise but fine.

brino ayleene reginah
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two to five, baby!

okay, so im still grounded.well, well, well, little brino had his well -planned out revenge from me this morning.mum has been letting all of his faults slide.i must tell in story form...
reginah awoke at 4:45 am to go on chicken graph duty(once again, dont ask).mum was in the kitchen making breakfast papi was outside checking on the wheat.ayleene was playing on my computer.oh,oh,oh and wee wee wittle brino was sleeping like a poor,poor little orphaned baby...''mum,im gonna go into my room to see manjalto.'' reginah crept into ayleens room where brino was sleeping like a poor,poor orphaned baby.reginah crept even closer to brino.''hey brino!i didnt know you were awake!!!!'' reginah yelled in his ear to wake him up. mum skipped happily into brino's temporary room.brino yawned and stretched ''oh hello my boy!go and help reginah outside with chicken duty.will u?''mum asked with a child-like smile on her face.''oh yes mrs tooktu...'' mum walked out.brino gave reginah a dirty look.''two to five little boy.boooyah!''
i read this and its a wee bit hard to understand.
brino was sleeping in.mum let him until he awoke then once he awoke,he must do chicken duty.reginah made him wake up.ha ha !
--yours
reginah-ann tooktu


reginah brino
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'scrample' and EGGS....................................

hey! brino is home here.okay.heres the number one problem.he says ''scrample'' instead of scramble.you see,mum was making eggs and he said ''will you scrample my eggs mrs.tooktu?''
i was so upset. heres the conversation.
''will you scrample my eggs mrs.tooktu?'' brino asked.reginah's mouth widened.she thought how idiotic this hick was not to use the right language.''um,brino?'' reginah continued ''i believe you are trying to say 'scramble'' a small silence. ''no,'' brino argued ''its scrample.'' reginah's face scrunched up. ''listen brino, its scramble,okay? i know these things,im older than u,i am more adv-'' mum interrupted ''brino and reginah tooktu-'' reggie interrupted...again. ''what?hes a tooktu now?oh!'' reginah huffed.the whole sitting was ruined all becuase of the word 'scrample'.so im grounded and brino gets all of the points. if this little kid wants to challenge me...its on.
BRING IT LITTLE BOY!
--yours
reginah-ann tooktu

brino reginah
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not a brat and skateboarder hair...fantastic.............

wow.brino is very nice.i thought he'd be a brat like ayleene.mum signed the papers and we'll take him home tomorrow.maybe this wont be so bad.when we arrived i called it an orphanage.mum was yelling at me!shes like ''call it a childrens home!'' shes been a little edgy.we met with him.he has that skateboarder hair.yuk.its blondish-red. hes as tall as me but im short. hes 13.when we were walking out, brino yelled ''bye reginah!'' i guess hes not too bad.papi is constructing his room.brino has to sleep in ayleens room.now shes not too happy.oh!also i told him we live on a farm and he was sooooo happy.great now hes going to be center of attention.if he EVER touches one of my 17 dogs, or manjalto,he'll be a dead man.
--awkwardly yours,
reginah-ann tooktu

adoptions and brino.....................................

oh!im sooo devistated!mum and papi just told me they are adopting a child!i almost passed out when they told me.ayleene is happy.she doesnt know shes still gonna be the youngest.his name is brian.(i will call him brino)i am soooo upset!whats the point of adopting a kid if its gonna be a middle child anyway!!!??were gonna go visit him tomorrow at the orphanage.i cant belive it!this is going way too fast!mum is gonna sign the papers tomorrow and take brino home on monday.hes going to hate life.no one wants to live on a farm!mum says we have to make him feel welcome ad let him choose a pet.wow.insane.is this a dream.too bad.its not.ill update u.
--yours
reginah-ann tooktu >:*^(

something not ours and juvi................................

omg!!!yesterday ayleene let manjalto out!out of his harness!no one could find him.i finally found him behind the cafe.he walked 32 miles in 8 hours!mum and papi were MAD.she cant have her cat in her room and she has to do my chores.man,she is sooo bad.last year before i stared this blog, she drove papi's truck.(not on ''bad ayleen'' list.)she almost got put in juvi.she crashed into something.cant remember but it wasnt ours...papi and mum wouldnt tell me what she hit.must have been something bad.i was devistated when i couldnt find manjalto.right now ayleene is in her room balling her eyes out, but i think she deserves it.she is sooooo predictable.remember when i said she was gonna do something?well.i must have gained 5 pounds while looking for him.i was so stressed out i was eating alot.oh well.its all past me.any way.after i found manjalto some guy called me and said ''pineapplefeet'' and hung up.maybe it was hampster.i gotta go do cow duty.(dont ask)ttyl
--yours
reginah-ann tooktu

hello everyone.our power is on and the snow is still here.mum and papi are still considering the horseback riding camp.they finally changed the ages.its 12 to 17.much better than 5 to 10.it will start next month when its warmer.
yesterday,i broke out in a rash.it was all over my face and arms.apparently ayleene confessed to adding pomegranite juice to mums tea.as u probably know im allergic to pomegranites!they are clearing up, but oh!ayleene is sooooooo bugging me this year!(starting in january)
bad ayleene
these brutal acts are acts of 8-year-old-ness and are not to be repeated by any means.all ayleene-nesses are prooven guilty from the moment something is wrong.

1. made 35 calls to russia on my cell phone
2. told mum i made out with hampster(did not)
3.poked my laptop screen with a needle
4. stole my credit card and went shopping with friends
5. kicked manjalto
6. told aunt d jenne i threw away her xmas sweater(ayleene did)
7.stashed used toilet paper under bed
8.pomegranite incedent
9. lied to alyssa(bff on blogger)
10.being alive (problem)


u see? im not lying!shes gonna do something big tomorrow.shes really sucking up to mum and papi before she destroys our lives.i know it...
--yours
reginah-ann tooktu

meranda's cat,stukko

meranda's cat,stukko

manjalto and duct tape............................................

hi everyone!its snowing!!!our power lines are all freaky so it was challenging to get my internet on.day before yesterday it started.heres the story.
papi told me to go get some chicken feed from the farmware store.i took my pig with me.(btw i renamed him manjalto)i got into the car at about four am.i drove and drove.the nearst store is 32 miles away.at about the 10th mile it started raining.manjalto was squirmy in his piggy carrying case.then,it started to hail.big huge pieces!i was sorta worried becuz these pieces were quarter dollar size.i then felt a small cold breeze coming from the back of my(new yet used)suv.i though i was just crazy.then when i was slowing down once from a roadkill opossum i couldnt stop quickly.i thought it was breaking down.i finally slowed to a stop and got out.i put my hood up and got hit twice in my head (by hail)and it hurt!i placed one foot on the ground and heard a sllliip crunccchhhh sound.i looked down and my size 9 foot crunched through some ice.i know knew what the slow stopping trouble was, now onto the breeze issue.i carefully walked one foot at a time crunching through the two inch ice over to the back of my car.a botttle cap sized hole overtook my back window.i cursed quietly and searched in the trunk for something to cover up the hole.ah-ha!duct tape!i took a long strip and placed it there.good.it held.
i started to drive and it ws very scary on the ice.i called papi and all he said was ''drive reginah-ann drive!'' so i kept driving.i got the chicken feed and it started driving again.then it was snowing.for two days straight.
so thats my snowday.is it snowing where u live?ps:i changed lil reginah's name to manjalto.
--yours
reginah-ann tooktu

hi.whew.what a hectic holiday season!mum got a bajillion re-gift chickens so shes now starting a chicken collection in the kitchen.well.im at the cafe and our power is out.whoop de doo.no straightining iron!noooooooo!well heres how it went.
we all have fans in the house.when u turn the fan on it makes the automated noise ''chit chit''so,it was really cold and my arm was out of the covers.so i heard this chitt chit noise.''sis,stop im trying to sleep''i said.i looked around.and the lights were on.i was a tad freaked out.i went into my bathroom to put in my contacts.i had to see what was going on.i emerged and i heard this sizzling sound.i looked around and ''POP!''the elctricity went out.''aaaaahhhhhhhh!!!''eyleene was shreiking!i ran into her room still unaware of what was occuring.it was 2 am.she said ''the devil!satan!!!''i told her is wasnt satan.the lights flicked back on.and the off again.i thn knew it was a power outage.the chaos stopped.that morning papi called the electric company.everything was off in our city.its still windy.
well.ttyl.
--yours,
reginah-ann tooktu